"Aye aye, captain!" I said, all the while thinking, "really? Who in the heck says something like 'get on the horn?'"
But! I am now giving you the same call to action: get on the horn! But by horn I mean computer. I know, I'm not using the phrase correctly at all, but give me a break, huh?
And why should you get on the horn? To help this girl get to the finale of Blogger Idol, that's why. I really need your help this week. Like really really really need your help. So I'm begging you (because I'm not ashamed to beg), pretty please
This week, I had to give an election speech of sorts, so if you need more convincing about why you should vote for me, read this.
|Don't forget to floss! See, good hygiene starts early. |
Actually, I think he just likes the minty-ness of the floss.
-I think it's a bad sign when you order your morning coffee, and the Starbucks chick says, "With an extra shot of espresso, right?" Is that the nice way of telling me I look like I need a nap?
-Is it just me or is "get on the horn" a really weird expression? Do you use it? Do you know where it came from? I should probably ask my husband...I'm sure he'd have its origin filed away with all the other useless facts he knows.
-I think my son was trying to tell me something this morning: while I was getting ready, he started putting my dirty clothes in the trash can. Maybe mommy needs a new wardrobe.
-I have this probably insane desire to go buy finger paints for my 17-month old because it seems like he'd have a lot of fun with them. Can you talk me out of the disaster that will surely come of this if I go through with it?
*Offers only valid if you live within a 30 minute drive from me. Or if you want to pay for my plane ticket. Either way.