There's two things that this should tell you about me. First, I LOVE throwing parties. Because, really, who makes custom water bottles for parties? Only crazy people like me. Second, I am a serious procrastinator. I leave this afternoon (the shower is four hours from where I live), and I hadn't really done anything until last night.
My procrastination also makes me a chronically late person (I know, I hate me too). My friends know to expect me about seven minutes after I say I'll arrive. Somehow, I've managed to get so good at being late that I'm always the same amount of late. Maybe someday I'll fix this annoying little habit.
In the meantime, will you