Whatever the cause, I say some pretty entertaining things. Here's a few of my favorites:
1. "There's really no reason we *need* all of these clothes. They just have to be washed."
2. "So THAT'S what Desitin tastes like."
3. "Look! Look at the horse going pee pee! He's going pee pee just like you'll do someday. Pee pee in the river, which is basically just like the potty."
4. " I'd much rather you try to eat a binder clip than a marble. It's a lot harder to swallow a binder clip."
What about you? Do you say things that might make loved ones worry about you if they were around to hear them?